Gentlemen Scumbags: Kink It Up

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If you’ve ever thought about taking relationship advice from women’s magazines, there’s one thing you should know: don’t. Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine are the Gentlemen Scumbags, and they’re here to fix what’s wrong with your relationships and dating life. Each week, they’ll be breaking down the dating advice from some of your favorite ladies’ magazines and websites from the perspective of an actual, real-life scumbag. This week’s terrifying tips were brought to us by Cosmo


“My girl would use marbles to tease me with in bed. She’d casually scatter them over the bed sheet and then as we’d get it on, I could feel the cool marbles press against my hot skin. It’s a wicked sensation.” - Greg, 21

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Gentlemen Scumbags: Getting It On

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If you’ve ever thought about taking relationship advice from women’s magazines, there’s one thing you should know: don’t. Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine are the Gentlemen Scumbags, and they’re here to fix what’s wrong with your relationships and dating life. Each week, they’ll be breaking down the dating advice from some of your favorite ladies’ magazines and websites from the perspective of an actual, real-life scumbag. This week’s terrifying tips were brought to us by Cosmo; Click here for more terrible advice. 

"While we were going at it from behind, the woman I hooked up with let out a guttural scream.  I’d sure like to hear that again." - Nick, 28

Brido:  But he can’t because she’s dead? 

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Gentlemen Scumbags: Get Him Riled Up

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If you’ve ever thought about taking relationship advice from women’s magazines, there’s one thing you should know: don’t. Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine are the Gentlemen Scumbags, and they’re here to fix what’s wrong with your relationships and dating life. Each week, they’ll be breaking down the dating advice from some of your favorite ladies’ magazines and websites from the perspective of an actual, real-life scumbag. This week’s terrifying tips were brought to us by Cosmo; Click here for more terrible advice. 

"Once, my office phone rang, and when I answered, I heard my girlfriend at home moaning about how good it feels to touch herself." - Jakob, 28

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