Gentlemen Scumbags: Kink It Up
If you’ve ever thought about taking relationship advice from women’s magazines, there’s one thing you should know: don’t. Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine are the Gentlemen Scumbags, and they’re here to fix what’s wrong with your relationships and dating life. Each week, they’ll be breaking down the dating advice from some of your favorite ladies’ magazines and websites from the perspective of an actual, real-life scumbag. This week’s terrifying tips were brought to us by Cosmo
“My girl would use marbles to tease me with in bed. She’d casually scatter them over the bed sheet and then as we’d get it on, I could feel the cool marbles press against my hot skin. It’s a wicked sensation.” - Greg, 21
